Okay, this is too funny and I had to share...
Last night, while picking up a few things at the store, I decided to get some beer for my buddies who were coming over to watch Bruno with me.
(By the way--quite possibly the most DISTURBING MOVIE EVER. My retinas are still burning. But I laughed. I must admit, that sadly, I laughed. And laughed often.)
So I get to the checkout line, and here I am, all 7 months pregnant in a big puffy vest, and...
I GET CARDED.
I started laughing. As if it wasn't funny enough for me to be buying beer at 7 months pregnant...now I get carded for the first time in a while?!?! I told her she just made my night. She claimed she didn't even realize I was pregnant! I was like, SERSLY? Do you SEE this watermelon I'm smuggling under here?!?! I guess the puffy vest did a good job of hiding The Bump.
So the moral of the story is, that just when you think you're done getting carded because you are 32, you really can appear to others as a 20 year old who is massively knocked up and buying beer.
In running news, I had a FABULOUS run with my fellow preggers friend, JenC, yesterday! We did 3 miles on the muddy trails and it just flew by! Then, we hit First Watch for some Pumpkin French Toast. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM it was tasteeeeeeeeeeeeee. JenC's even going to join me tomorrow night for prenatal yoga! WOO HOO!
Next week, tune in as I do my final 5K of the pregnant season at the Reindeer Run with quite a pregnant crew! It should be a blast--and followed by pancakes of course!
Stay classy, and be sure to carry your IDs at all times...
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More disturbing than Borat (which I just found hilarious).
While at the H1N1 clinic I was asked twice if I was pregnant. Right, because elastic waistband pants are all the range.
HAHA that is great!! When I was literally 39 weeks about to POP with my first, hubby insisted I go to best buy for him and pick up some xbox video game the day it came out. You had to be 18 to purchase it and yes, in my pregnant glory, I was carded!! (I was 24 at the time, guess I looked young!)
Hilarious! Love it! Don't you love getting carded in your 30's? I would have given the check out person a big ol' bear hug! Great job on your preggy runs trisaratops! Good luck with the Reindeer Run next week :)
SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY! Checking out at the grocery store. I'm 30wks pregnant, and much closer to 40 than I am to 30. I started laughing when he asked me to see my ID, but also told the guy that it made my day.
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