Thursday, July 08, 2010

Public Service Announcement, Cleveland Style

Dear LeBron,

JUST GO ALREADY. Because if you say anything in your one-hour live televised "special" tonight besides you're staying here--where you built your career, where you grew up from poverty and became a superstar, well then, it will truly be the biggest unecessary jerk move sucker punch in the face ever. EVER. EVEREVEREVER.

And one more thing--this is for all the "analysts" out there: the success or failure of my city will never, ever depend upon the whims of a 25 year old basketball player.




Christi said...

I echo your sentiment! I don't live in Cleveland but I think he is creating a circus for no reason!

Mnowac said...


Dave said...

Hear Hear!